allson

[ahl-suhn]

noun

  1. the name bestowed upon you by the DMV when they misspell “Allison” on your driver’s permit

the critics are raving

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the critics are raving 〰️

“You speak very good English for an American.”

“Why do you have crustacean energy?”

“Listening to you is like scrolling through TikTok.”

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